This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via siftingflour)

elizabitchtaylor:

*brings a photo of the Twin Peaks cast to hairdresser*

"I don’t want a specific haircut but can you do something that captures the dark yet kitschy essence of this show?*

So what do you want to do Rhino Dash?
GM after the Druid failed their roll attempting to shapeshift into an adult white rhino and ended up a small blue rhino. (via outofcontextdnd)

nortnic:

revengeance:

I only recently learned what Stan Lee looks like so it’s pretty hard not to think I’m seeing a very well done Liquid Ocelot cosplay every single time I see pictures of him.

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He actually cosplayed as Ocelot though.

outofcontextdnd:

"We’re going to the RIGHT! Not the left! Because justice is doing the RIGHT thing, so therefore we’re turning RIGHT!"

- Our Cleric, who has proclaimed herself to be Justice-sexual

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

sosuperawesome:

Gemma Correll, on Tumblr

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kattybats:

Today I found out that in the Dwarf Fortress language files ‘vegetable’ is listed as a negative word.

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Ixthil might be a dorf.

erosum:

 

get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

erosum:

 

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get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing